At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and @Damonalbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @paulwellerHQ was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and

Last night in Zurich!

It’s not fucking me. It’s making love to me.

I feel you. This guy went to Accident & Emergency at 4:30am because he really needed to hear mine:

And the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor goes to...

Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards.

You get one free with every album purchase. (Terms and Conditions apply.)

The very trusting folk at Business Insider let me sit in the editor’s chair for a day. Here’s the result…  https://www.businessinsider.com/category/blue-insider?r=US&IR=T …

Hey Fake @JamesBlunt_1, this is Real @JamesBlunt. You can take your low grasp of the English language, and your fake Merry Christmasto my followers and ram it up your fake ticket-selling arse for free. @Twitter.

Just a couple of ordinary boys playing with their toys. samuelpreston

Because I can’t find any.

Not from anyone with more than half a brain call.

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I’m a giraffe. Obvs.